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Finale Episode:
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TGI Fridays the 13th feat. Sandy, Steven, & Herbert
In this episode of "Fine" Dining: The Search for the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America:
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â—‹ TGI Fridays is dark, red, and honestly feels like a murder room. Appropriate for the season
â—‹ Michael is joined by friend Sandy Rose to deliver the Resty Fact Round-Up while Garrett goes to town on Michael's bidet. Learn how TGI Fridays original incarnation was drastically different from what we know it as today
â—‹ Michael's pineapple son Juicy Jr. dons the mask as Juice-Son Vorhees in a terrifying murder spree homage to the Friday the 13th horror film franchise
â—‹ JUB issues an ominous warning
â—‹ Frequent dining companion Herbert Amaya goes to check on the suspicious boat on the ceiling while Michael & Garrett speculate What's Going On Over There?
â—‹ Garrett breaks the injunction and orders another Cinnabon-branded dessert
â—‹ Cheese correspondent Steven Zurita is a big fan of cheese
â—‹ The death of a cohost...
â—‹ Hear what others are saying about this TGI Fridays location in this week's Yelp from Strangers
Episode 40
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TGI Fridays the 13th: Season Finale
The hilarious search for the most mediocre chain restaurant in America.
Host Michael Ornelas hits places like IHOP, Texas Roadhouse, & Buca di Beppo to find the perfect 5 out of 10 "fine" dining experience.
Episode 1
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We Found the Greatest Server in the World at Outback Steakhouse
Episode 2
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Why Garrett Will Never Return to Buffalo Wild Wings
Episode 3
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The Haunting of The Old Spaghetti Factory
Episode 4
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Drunk Boomers, Affairs, and Break-Ups at Islands Fine Burgers & Drinks
Episode 5
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Denny's at 2AM is Pure Chaos
Episode 6
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The Pizza Hut You Grew Up With is Dead
Episode 7
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Perfectly Adequate: Our Olive Garden Musical
Episode 8
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"Officer Hot Dog" Pulls Michael Over at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.
Episode 9
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Fantasy Birthday Brawl at Gyu-Kaku
Episode 10
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The $100 Tip at Rainforest Cafe
Episode 11
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Joel McHale Voices Our Review of Bob's Big Boy's Famous Chili Spaghetti feat. Joel McHale & Michael's Mom
Episode 12
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Midnight Waffle House is Wild feat. Jerry Springer
Episode 13
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Michael Ruins His Alaskan King Crab at Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen
Episode 14
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The Chuy's Kids Menu Situation is Dogsh*t
Episode 15
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Our Lowest Score Ever at GattiTown: A Tale of Two Gatti's
Episode 16
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Luby's Gives Off Strong Nursing Home Vibes
Episode 17
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Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen: Greasy & Fussy
Episode 18
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We Took a Teenager to Chuck E. Cheese's feat. Chris Hansen & Emma Danger
Episode 19
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The Hooter Bowl feat. Bonnie Gordon & Noah Gray
Episode 20
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CheeseGate at Chevys Fresh Mex
BONUS EPISODE​
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20 Restaurants: The Current Scoreboard
Episode 21
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Analysis Paralysis at The Cheesecake Factory feat. Colin Mochrie
Episode 22
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"The Cleavage Effect" at Lucille's Smokehouse Bar-B-Que
Episode 23
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Literal Eternity at Benihana
Episode 24
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Red Lobster: Soaked in Butter feat. Casey Adler
Episode 25
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Applebee's: The Most Mediocre Restaurant in America (So Far) feat. Alan Tudyk
Episode 26
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The Cinnabon Injunction feat. Jessa Day
Episode 27
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We Drove to LAX to Eat Airport Planet Hollywood feat. Steve Moulton
Episode 28
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Romano's Macaroni Grill's New Bread Recipe Can F Right Off
Episode 30
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Medieval Times:
Knights On Strike
Episode 29
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More Margarita Than Man at Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
BONUS EPISODE
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The LA County Fair Part 1
Patreon 1-Hour Preview
Episode 31
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ASMR Spooning at Sizzler
feat. VyVy Nguyen
Episode 32
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A Suit of Pokemon Cards: Technically Meeting the Dress Code at Mastro's Ocean Club
Episode 33
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Shakey's Pizza Parlor Has a Crab Problem feat. Zeus Benitez
Episode 34
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All Garlic Everything at The Stinking Rose
Episode 35
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Twin Peaks: The Revenge Breastaurant feat. Emma Danger
SPECIAL EPISODE
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Septemburger Has Arrived!!
Episode 36
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Red Robin feat. John Angeli
Episode 37
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Umami Burger's Rise & Fall & Slight Re-Rise
(Septemburger #1 Seed)
Episode 36
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Red Robin feat. John Angeli
Episode 38
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Johnny Rockets & the Heavy
Chair Heist
Episode 39
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Marie Callender's Restaurant & Bakery: DILF Depot
Episode 40
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TGI Fridays the 13th: Season Finale