Episode 30

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Medieval Times: Knights on Strike

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In this episode of Fine Dining: The Search for the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America:

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It's dinner and a show at Medieval Times! | The boys bear two hours of L.A. traffic to drive to Medieval Times only to discover the Union cast of this location are on strike and protesting outside | Strike Captain Erin Zapcic shares what the striking workers are aiming to accomplish | Garrett does a deep dive on the history of the franchise | Imposters fill the castle as Union scabs have been bused/flown in from other Medieval Times locations | The robotic sensibilities of the Red Knight has the boys asking What's Going On Over There | Two new audiodrama segments! | Falconry! | Jousting! | Bloodlust! | JUB's got a Kiss Cam! | Terrible food is capped by awful "Baby Dragon" (chicken) and what seems like store-bought sheet cake | Kyle finds what seems to be a pube in his eclair

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• 2 full-length songs about Michael & Garrett’s night at Medieval Times:

  • “Overture” (2:47)

    • Music by James McEnelly

    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas

    • Performed by James McEnelly

  • “Baby Dragon Hunt” (1:12:43)

    • Music by James McEnelly

    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas

    • Performed by Michael Ornelas

    • Backing Vocals by James McEnelly

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Picked by: Michael

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Location: Buena Park, CA

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You-Must Bowl: None, the food here is punishment enough

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Hosts: Michael Ornelas and Garrett Zwerk

Voice Actors: Bonnie Gordon, Sean Burgos, Jon Capraro, Emma Davalos, Simone Davalos, Steven Zurita

Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)

Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)