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Season 3 Episode 2

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Strip Club Food feat. Ryan Keely & Dana Scarborough (I Seduce the Dragon Podcast)

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In this episode of Fine Dining: The Search for the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America:

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○ Part 1: Sam's Hofbrau is a strip club in Los Angeles that serves food, and I went with adult film star Ryan Keely and Dana Scarborough of the I Seduce the Dragon podcast to celebrate the 69th restaurant review on the main feed of the podcast!

○ The history of serving food at strip clubs

○ How to run your strip club kitchen

○ Tales from the road as Ryan has been a featured dancer all over the country

○ The pole dancer's high heeled pump is considered an athletic shoe?

○ Dana & I passionately disagree with Ryan on the merits of fruit as "dessert"
○ A Yelper gets chased out of the club!

○ Part 2: A metal detector that everyone's setting off, and no one's doing anything about it

○ Ryan details why we legally weren't able to see any nips

○ "It's my first day"

○ What's Going On Over There with Herbert asking an actively-dancing stripper to do a pull-up??

○ What we ate: Street tacos, hamburger, breakfast sandwich, wings, fries, & coffee

○ Ryan trashes J.W. Marriott while Dana lauds Korean BBQ in the Calibration Station

○ Ryan tries to cause chaos by unrigging and rerigging the You-Must Bowl drawing to force me to go somewhere of her choosing next week

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Location: Los Angeles, CA

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Michael's Score:                                    3.11

Ryan's Score:                                      5.00

Dana's Score:                                     4.80

Tchotchke of Mediocrity Score:     4.30

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Host: Michael Ornelas

Guest Hosts: Ryan Keely & Dana Scarborough

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Music by: James McEnelly

Theme Song by: Gabe Alvarez

 

Segment Transitions Voice by: Sandy Rose